Sleigh Prep

"f86sabre" (f86sabre) 12/11/2016 at 22:23 • Filed to: Santalopnik

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While common mythology holds that Santa’s sleigh is powered by reindeer, the truth is he decided he needed more power in the late 1950s. Here we can see his elves running pretrip tests on one of the sleigh’s engines.

aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe > f86sabre 12/11/2016 at 22:27

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I always thought santa would be more of a nuclear guy myself.

MrDakka > f86sabre 12/11/2016 at 22:28

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Rudolf is actually a nuclear thermal rocket

Birddog > aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe 12/11/2016 at 22:29

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Chrysler tried that, Santa wasn’t having it.

f86sabre > MrDakka 12/11/2016 at 22:39

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We don’t talk about Project Rudolph openly at the North Pole. We just deal with the aftermath

HammerheadFistpunch > f86sabre 12/11/2016 at 22:47

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Thats pretty much how i picture Santa’s elves...big, surely and dressed how they damn well please when the big man isn’t around.

OPPOsaurus WRX > f86sabre 12/12/2016 at 00:49

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Would never stand that close to a test engine

f86sabre > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/12/2016 at 07:54

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I would tend to agree.

f86sabre > HammerheadFistpunch 12/12/2016 at 07:55

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It takes a lot to get a job like that done and niceties of title and uniform are discarded when not needed. That said, there is an abundance of cookies and candy canes, so they tend to put on a couple of pounds.